All this month, all non clearance eggs and rabbits are 15% off!!

 

Just in! We've got several Coco-liscious toys! We also have the new powered Apollo stroker! Get yours now before they're gone!

 

Buy any 3 enhancer pills, get one (of equal or lesser value) FREE!! 3/12-3/19!! Mention this post for discount!

 

We've got some awesome new anal toys in! Multi function vibrating plugs, prostate massagers, non vibrating plugs! We also have some sweet new glass toys, and a whole new line of dildos! Come see, buy, ENJOY! We are open 24 hrs a day and have super helpful clerks!

 

We've got a shipment of new, awesome toys! Come check them out!!

 

For all those guys or girls in the

Doghouse for forgetting valentines day, we are having a sale this week just for you!! 20% off most items in the store! Just mention this ad!

 

All red or pink toys are 20% off the 12th, 13th, & 14th!! Kits are 25% off!!

 

Like the postal service, we never close! A little snow on the ground can't stop us from bringing all your porn, toy, lube, smoking accessory, or arcade needs!! Come on in, stay warm, and let us provide you with excellent customer service 24 hours a day!

 

It's freezing outside, but our arcade is warm! Come watch your favorite naughty movie and get warm! Maybe even meet a new friend, and buy a toy! You want to, just do it!

 

Just in, a large selection of cocks! We also have the new WeVibe4, and the hands free Fleshlight! Get some!!